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Three’s a crowd!


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Last Tango In Halifax episode 4 airs on Tuesday, 10th December at 9pm on BBC One.

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“Calamity Jane.”

“Is someone’s arse on fire knocking like that? Do you need a bucket of water; bucket of sand?”

“I’ve blown it!”

“So you’re her are you? You’re the whore.”

“He’ll have met his match with our Gillian – one way or another.”

“Sneaking around like a couple of sad idiots in a bedroom farce from the 1970’s – no thanks.”

“I thought it was cos you had a fling with that err… Judith?”

“Not Inspector Doodaa and his wacky car with Sergeant Pillock sidekick.”

“Eh bugger off you –  if anybody’s doing it, it’ll be me.”

“Wow, what a fascinating menage.”

“I couldn’t move I was in so much pain, and I couldn’t stop them.”

“She doesn’t just languish in the amateur division like you and me you mean?”